She’s hysterical, I say!

-He said

I know what I’m getting for my next bachelorette party (or at least recommending it to my wife to give)

He is exhibiting goblin-like tendencies, but we will try to raise him as a human child

We’re all good! Way better experience than an emergency C-section for our first. He sounds like a Hyena and has likely earned that as his first nickname

I’m having a baby in an hour or so. Hope this is true 🤞

I’m going to be a little late but I don’t have a few minutes to get it done with the dogs in the morning so I can get you some parsley and a little bit of the water please.

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I work in a small satellite engineering lab of a massive corporation. We all constantly complain about the company, their 100%-AI internal emails, and all the other corporate BS that we are at least somewhat insulated from.

We got assigned a new workplace violence/ active shooter training, and it had a whole section about how complaining excessively about the company may be early signs of workplace violence.

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