

King, all you must do is set up root ssh access with a short password and port forward port 22 to it. Super easy, super quick!
For extra spice, I’d recommend also hitting your hard drives with a hammer once or twice a day. They just don’t like vibrations; you’ve gotta weed out the weak ones. Only the strong data will survive.
SSH lets you remotely control a computer It runs on port 22 If you forward port 22 to your computer, you will allow anyone on the internet to SSH to your computer
You can do that pretty safely by disabling root login and disabling password logins - only using keys to SSH in.
You can join the borg botnet by enabling root login, setting a simple password (maybe even password as recommended!), and waiting.