Echo Dot

I feel like this probably more crows than people in quite a lot of places.

It’s a big country, lots of cultural differences. Unfortunately the education system is pretty bad here.

The only country name we’ve learnt to spell is Portugal. We’re pretty bad at all the others.

I don’t understand why we can’t just Truman show him. He’s got no idea what’s going on anyway so just fly him around on air force 1 to various places, have some actors “interview” him and every time he starts going on about taking over Greenland or whatever his next obsession is, just telling him you’ve done it. Is not like he’s going to check.

Every time he’s getting a bit much for everyone just encourage him to go to his golf course, so we can get a week’s rest.

Oh good just about long enough for him to completely dismantle the world order for no readily apparent reason, and then shuffle off his mortal coil so he doesn’t have to deal with the consequences.