If Ron Swanson is labeled “mongols” you don’t need to edit what the “permit” says. If you leave it as “I can do whatever I want” the joke is funnier.

You can even set it to only show “text message” or “iMessage” in the banner.

Dan Savage has made this point, IIRC he specifically said “pussy should not be a term for a weak person. Pussies are strong. They eat cum and spit out babies.”

Tbf, the ham slicer is probably sub-optimal for Nazi-cutting work. A paring or utility knife would be a much better choice, the small size allows you to move them quickly and a sharp point is critical for getting at those hard-to-reach places that need a good puncture.