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18 hours agohaha I know right? when I apply SCHMECKLES SUN SCREEN it’s like I’m wearing nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
we are all
mostly human. …for now.
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he also fed ATMs like a good boy.
1·3 days agoadorable super power
Sharon, your name is Sharon right?
You see, Sharon, scientists have recently developed a microscope so granular in its detection capabilities that one can basically image singular atoms.
Now Sharon, if we were to use this machine on me, you would still not be able to see the level of give-a-fuck about you, your email, or your three fucking minutes that I have.
So, Sharon, do us all a favor, fold yourself in half 6 times and fuck off.
Montana’s all “and I da pimp bitch”