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2 months agoBREAKING NEWS: Zohran Mamdani has sex with Bonnie Blue for a total of 1000 offspring; potholes deemed obliterated.
Banned from Reddit for making jokes about Nazis


BREAKING NEWS: Zohran Mamdani has sex with Bonnie Blue for a total of 1000 offspring; potholes deemed obliterated.


The problem is, you see; hardly anyone reads books these days.
I have dozens of books (that warn exactly, with instructions) on how to avoid this exact situation.


They’re gonna pay one way or the other.
We don’t want cake.


Sidewalks and safe paths protected from distracted drivers as well, please.
Don’t forget the bikes!
The important thing about having books is the option to read them.