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The bacon ones are so fucking bad. Way too much fake smoke flavor.

One of my guilty pleasures is frozen White Castle sliders. I get stoned, eat a 16 pack in one sitting, and then go to sleep.

I used to get them at a local gas station back in like 2005. They were 99 cents, and you could microwave them right there in the store. They weren’t good, but it’s a cheap and quick way to get ~800 calories in you.

Whoever runs the social media for my town posted an AI generated image of a dog pissing on some flowers with the caption “Don’t piss on the begonias.”. When I called it AI slop, they responded by asking me if I expect them to train a dog to piss on flowers just for a picture.

Like, the concept of not posting a picture of a dog pissing on flowers didn’t even occur to them.

Living in the USA seems harrowing

It depends heavily on where you are in the US. I grew up in a crime/poverty stricken area, and gun violence was pretty much a daily thing. But the town I live in now has literally never had a single act of gun violence. We all have guns, but we use them for target shooting and hunting. Moving to the woods from an inner city was like night and day. Growing up, if I heard gunshots I knew that someone was getting hurt/killed. Now if I hear gunshots, it’s just the neighbors practicing for deer season.

They’re only real if you’re a journalist. The random sheep who pre-ordered them are never gonna get theirs. Mark my words.

ridiculing her for going to a barbeque and just getting beans (and other sides).

Then that person doesn’t understand how it works. See the tray closest to the camera? Pretty much nothing but meat. Can’t fit the sides on there, so they go on a separate tray.

Like, fuck that lady, but she didn’t go to a BBQ spot and just get sides. The huge pile of meat is right there.

Zandi Holup is a pretty “new” artist who sings a lot about “struggles or over coming demons”. My favorite song of hers is “Gas Station Flowers”, the official video for that song is intense. She releases pretty much nothing but bangers, IMO (not a fan of “Mary Jane” personally, she kinda missed the mark on that one). “Go Find Less” is another great one, straight up feminist anthem. “Dirty Wings” is a good song as well.

There’s a reason her nickname is ATM, and it has nothing to do with money.

My chickens eat more mice than my cats.

There are a lot of people who destroy their bodies and shorten their lives for less than a multi-million dollar paycheck. I don’t blame the players, I blame the system that leads them to this end. A poor kid who is good at football can pull their entire family out of poverty by taking a few blows to the head. It’s not an individual’s fault for choosing that.

When I was little, my mom used to send me to the store with a note that said to sell me cigarettes, and that they were for her. When I started smoking, I used to reuse the notes to get my own smokes. I got my first fake ID at 13 so I could buy beer.