

Hey friend, I know the address of your red pineapple off by heart. Don’t worry, I won’t doxx you, of course.



Hey friend, I know the address of your red pineapple off by heart. Don’t worry, I won’t doxx you, of course.



I have a little red notebook that has everybody I care about’s phone numbers and addresses and email addresses in it in the drawer in my kitchen. If you aren’t important enough for me to go get the little red notebook from the kitchen, then I probably also don’t care if I can contact you ever.
Hey, don’t do my boy Satan dirty like that. He wants nothing to do with those fascist ghouls, either.



“Don’t use those other chat apps, where the barbarous Russians or sneaky Arabs could compel your data. Use my app instead: FedChat: Built For Feds, By Feds” - Feddy McFedderson, founder of Signal


gonna fire up good ol’ roger wilco for voice chat I guess
Nate does stink real good, not gonna lie.