…Why would you want to poison yourself when the good news comes in??? Personally, the news would make me want to live longer on this planet if he were to die. Hopefully in a federal prison and of natural causes.

I’d be irritated. First, I’ve boycotted Amazon, so it would be really bizarre to have them send me something. And more so, that’s a lot of wasted resources for “nothing.”

Speed, mass and smell my dear Watson.

They hardly break over 20 mph.

They are HUGE, so it’s gonna take more time to get it up to speed. But more importantly, if it did get hit by another vehicle, it’s more likely that the garbage truck would take least amount of damage and or get moved.

It smells. Nearly no one is gonna want to be around it nor hit it. So it’s a natural deterrent.

I’ll throw in that it’s way faster for the workers to come and go from the back, than it would be for them to load into the truck near the front every time (or nearly every time).

And another thing…

edit: grammar