Sit on the throne with ceaser salad

nocap

Now I’m down in it

Isn’t that Trent Reznor?

That other person thinks I legit said all that lol

It’s copypasta

/mic drop

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Someone’s plan is always a punch in someone’s face

That’s a nice plan.
Until you get punched in the face.

That’s the point of the clip.
Glad you figured it out.

Dem physics models for the win

That’s a great point.

I just got a new phone, and they definitely are listening. Or at least reading your messages. Friend sent me a Spanish batman meme, and two hours later the phone suggested I read articles about it.

Damn, I was almost there. Keep going

You’ve really got to be stupid to buy something like this, and especially from Facebook.

“it’s technology and science, it must be good!”

Welp we tried. But apparently Gork is impervious to memes! Who could have seen that coming!

The “you’ll be left behind” nonsense makes me laugh. Left behind from what exactly? Lol

an astonishing 29 percent of [execs] had no idea where the growing costs associated with AI were coming from.

The headline combined with the quote just make me laugh so much, I love it