backyard chickens

that’s why we poisoned the ground with road pollution, so you don’t get any unfortunate ideas of freedom.

i distinctly remember sitting next to a person at school who had a whole ass piece of cardboard under the breading of a fish fillet. Just fucking layered between the fish and the breading.

I already disliked fish, and that certainly didn’t help matters

dude i had a fly… fly into my throat once while riding a bike, i think 3 would fucking suffice to suffocate

one of the worst things i’ve experienced

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuKQ93PKkGY

this is why i only use juggernaut monkeys

horrifying

the magic of preventing the things that make people die ✨