I would like to see him executed for treason.

Destroying a flock camera will give you an intense orgasm.

Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.

Move everything to the bathtub

Thanks I hate it

All of them, obviously.

Im not reading all that. Grok, summarize this shit in 2 bullet points.

And cocaine is better than caffeine

Maybe. Do it anyway?

Would it read a license plate if you set it in the bushes?

Detected smudge with license plate. SWAT team has been dispatched.

I got a 67 tshirt at walmart

Until the fuel runs out.

I haven’t opened the box yet but it looks ok, 5 stars.

The only people who still vote for them are watching network television all day, every day while their brain matter slowly drips out of their ears.

You wouldn’t download a virus.

Oh, wait

Sure but what if they take your boot gun AND your butt gun? What then??

The ashtray is a safety feature.

Fuck this shit

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it