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TBH it doesn’t look very different from that electric Ferrari

The universe is a shitpost

Women are about as lonely as men.

The problem is that they’re human and exist in an anti-human environment.

You know who else are lonely? Animals in zoos.

The goth girl imagined all of it

To be fair, once we reduced electronics to black slabs and tiny earbuds there’s not much more we can revolutionize

Exactly.

Do the Chinese make a car that’s not like that?

I’m an antisocialist, not an anti-socialist.

That’s at least better than modern US cars.

Still don’t want all the crazy electronics that are gonna break.

Are the Chinese EVs repairable though? And what I’ve seen of them is a bunch of gimmicky features that I don’t want.

Even if they weren’t all bots I wouldn’t trust skincare advice from Redditors

Not only because of this, but also their investment in early childhood education.

Sam & Dean

I think you mean “imagineering”

You had me at drink more

Yoooouuu’re correct.

Sooooo correct.

About once a month this goes through my head:

Yeeesss you’re next

Yooouu’re so next

Moving can’t hurt if you never move.

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Why did they make it with an arm? All of this can be done with much simpler machinery. Hell, Costco already has an automatic sauce spreader.

ETA: Put some slicers on it and you have the selling point of having really fresh ingredients.

ETA2: DiGiorno already figured out how to automate pizza production.

Kids are gonna learn Linux to watch porn and I couldn’t be happier about it.

Yes, we do live in a boring, dumb, and ugly universe.