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Cake day: August 5th, 2023

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  • I used to take the stairs instead of the elevator on my way out on Fridays because I sure as he’ll didn’t want to get stuck in the elevator on a Friday evening! It definitely grew on me and I started doing it everyday. People did in fact get stuck in the elevator. More than a couple times lol


  • Oh trust me, I don’t need the extra awkwardness!

    Chef: (Still holding towel after wiping 13 shrimp tail shells off his face) Back again?!

    Me: (Awkwardly hovering in the doorway) Yeah sorry, I was going back and forth on this but I found a shell piece all by itself with no shrimp in it and while I have no reason to put it in my mouth I figured I needed to show conviction to impress my date so… PATOOIE