The Venture Bros taught me the power of dabbing it. And if all else fails, try mounting the hand dryer.

I fucking envy them.

God’s a comedian. The problem is that he’s only funny to himself.

Fair enough. I have had an ex who was into the leg locking thing and saying things along those lines. I’m honestly very lucky to only have 1 kid.

It’s crazy that I have seen dudes use those words as a pick-up line. It’s even crazier I have seen it work.

What ya mean?