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HISSS.

Supporting the music industry is a felony.

Women need to get over their obsession with gay men we are not interested in them that’s kinda what being gay is all about.

Impossible.

this is slander

If your piss is green please consult your doctor :v

Remember when he said BB-8 wasn’t possible even though it was an actual remote controlled droid rolling around actual sand?

Has anyone found a workaround for youtube making us sign in on vpn?

Green is the color of Islam because it is the religion of peas.

how much are plane tickets to egypt?

well at least your bio is accurate

Tell me you don’t know anything about the US without telling me.

Moral of the story: If the Gods give you a bull, fuck it before it gets your wife pregnant.

i suck behind a 7-11

Yeah. Social media.

my favorite part of 2002 was all the “never forgetti september eletti” while ALSO everyone was frantically airbrushing the twin towers out of movie posters to not make people remember

The ocean is a soup.

I never did acid and I’m still a worthless sack of shit so maybe the acid has nothing to do with anything.