…when have remote signals ever used microphones?

Well I would try it, but none of the caves around here have wifi.

“Sir, it doesn’t appear to exist.”

“That’s impossible, Wilkins. Run your test again. You can forget about lunch.”

“I’ve run it 7 times, sir. It’s…his days are totally…random. Anyway, they’re serving Eggplant. No thank you.”

“My God, Wilkins. We’re doomed. Did they have any chicken fingers?”

Well are those specific cellar spiders still able to, or have we softened them? Could one who’s only lived in a cellar pick up and move to a cave?

Are the garages any different from people and houses, vs caves and tents?

Yes, but if that were true, then every single book ever published would be flagged. The training data is for teaching it patterns, not just cross-referencing.

…no. Not ICE, you moron. Why the holy fuck would they mean ICE?

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I’m sorry, what? It’s correctly identified that it’s what, now?

Probably partly. My last name is a German name, but I think we’re more Eastern European muts. I’ve never really gotten a clear answer.

I’m pretty sure they’re just calling us gay.

Which Germans have we met?

What? Do lightbulbs get stuck if you tell a joke?

No, they’re playing on a fetish, just like sexy women in a car ad, but infinitely grosser.

Yes, but you can still email the health columnist author and tell her she sucks shit at health columnizing.

You should be drinking 3 liters per day. 40oz is about 1. You should carry those bottles with you all day, and fill it 3 times.

Fucking wrong. Absolutely wrong. 3 liters per day is the recommended amount. Whoever told you that was lying to you.

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You’ve posted an image instead of linking to the article. I don’t understand why everyone on Lemmy doesn’t understand this is completely worthless.
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3 liters a day is recommended. There’s absolutely a reason to use those big 40oz water bottles. This article is a lie.

Libre, with all these great improvements, can I please, for the love of Christ, have a regular scroll bar with buttons in Writer, now? I don’t care what it looks like, or if they only have the magenta ones in stock, just add it.