Hello Kitty Island Adventure

Hey Cortana, volume up. VOLUME UP. Yeah, it was ass.

Kinect on 360 was super cool and showed lots of promise. Then Xbone came out and the prospect of a newer better Kinect was so cool. Then they did absolutely fuck all with it. I bought a bundle that had it. I don’t even think they ever had any games for it. It was a Cortana mic and nothing else.

I would usually respond something along the lines of well, people still show up so we’re here. Don’t miss that line of work one bit.

My trusty garage fridge looks almost identical.