This picture made me both physically and spiritually ill.

I think you have to be the product of millennia of selective breeding by a futuristic coven of space witches.

Also don’t use shampoo more than once a week, and always condition when you do.

Yeah they really couldn’t have fucked up the quote any worse, huh?

Well we know OP wasn’t paying attention in school…

Yeah are we just ignoring the racial slurs? Bigots gonna be bigot-ing. Usually they’ll do so on 4chan.