Oh Canada, you silly goose.

If you can’t hit an army unit, you deserve to lose the war. An army is a HUGE fucking unit. Company colors is what you’re likely referring to.

It’s still a big shame to lose your flag. Granted, these days it’s within the same military, generally the same brigade or lower. But there’s still intra military respect/shame based on your flag and who’s in possession of it.

Honestly if they’re not being played by someone in the top 10%, I’d say they still are.

I’d rather be camping with this guy than the guy who brings everything and makes biscuits and gravy for breakfast.

I 100% guarantee that some stoner has smoked out of a block of spam. I have no idea who that person would be, but I promise that they exist and have done it.

My grandparents had a microwave so old it had mechanical buttons you push in that would pop out when it was done. It was freaking huge, and so old fashioned it had those red numbers like old clocks or calculators, it even had a turkey setting, as if people want microwaved turkey. Can you imagine someone trying to feed you microwaved turkey for thanksgiving? The thing weighed a ton and people were afraid to be near it while it was running. But it was still working in 2015 or so, after my uncle had inherited it and he finally said he lost interest in seeing how long it would last. The microwave won in the battle of wills, but still found itself in some landfill.