For your cats is an absolutely beautiful purpose and reason we all still need you as long as we can have you. Also, there’s an inevitable piece of news that will make at least 75% of the entire world instantly erupt in celebration. I’ll be very sad if my time comes before that happens.

A girl I’m dating fits this person’s stereotypical description of latinas to a T. And she also considers herself introverted 🙄

Me to a T. Funny to see some of my friends chasing fancy stuff and worshipping rich celebrities living their fancy lives. One buddy was jaw-to-floor shocked when I said I couldn’t care less about Bezos’ wedding.