I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we’re already past the point of no return.

The climate is changing more drastically every year. Hurricanes and typhoons are more severe and the season lasts longer than just a couple years ago. Thunderstorms are more severe, with longer and hotter periods between them and fewer regular rain events. Ocean currents are changing and stopping, meaning the flows that sea life use aren’t there. There is no longer a constant polar ice cap on the north pole.

We will not be staying under 2°C average warming, which was the target back in 2010.

Chicago is such a self-important city for people with no sense of the world.

Facts. Like just last week I had some Northern Unorthodox Atheists ringing my doorbell trying to tell me the good news about their “no god” or something, idk I wasn’t really listening.

Anyway, all I had to do was start speaking Latin backwards and crawl on the ceiling to get them to leave.