Hegar

Pointing out what a shitbag someone is seems entirely appropriate for the comments of a shitposting community though.

This is such a good episode! “Please remain in the relaxation grotto? Were crueller words ever spoken?!”

When i worked in a mall there were no staff bathrooms.

I came to refer to the sound of nearby-diarrhea as “ringng the taco bells”.

I got in trouble at work because I answered the official osha self-walkthrough report question “Was any horseplay observed?” by writing “Only light shinenangans that did not rise to the level of horseplay”

The motorbikes in akira were incredible, i still only use motorbikes in cyberpunk 2077 because of that.

Porco Rosso is my favourite ghibli film. A lot of it is just miyazaki drawing gorgeous airplanes in gorgeous sky-scapes. Plus there’s a pig!

Hired goons?

This might be the single least shit shitpost i’ve ever seen.

That clock rules. What a thing of beauty.

Once i had to make a sign on a whiteboard for a deaf patient that said: Remember No Meth for 1 Week!

Unsurprisingly, the sign was less powerful a motivator then methamphetamine.

I would’ve gone with “something something burt ward” for the title.

I referred to it as ‘kill a colonizer day’ while talking about it at the grocery store.

Part of the reason hitler was never assassinated was that the allies wanted him alive so he could continue making terrible decisions. Like how the first trump regime was less effective than the current one, because trump was still making some decisions then.

Killing a single person does nothing to change the social conditions that gave them a valid path to power.

I have several very important quibbles with this shitpost.

Why does the maga hat say ice? If it’s an ice agent why is the mask still exposing most of his face, and if it’s just a maga dude, why is it wearing a mask like fauci-loving sheeple? How is the tongue coming out of the mask? If it’s an ice agent, why he is licking a boot - they literally are the jackboot.

I’m really worried that it’s the people protesting the illegal death squads that aren’t peaceful enough

Given that the US is currently carrying out russia’s foreign policy, i find it hard to believe that mexico could seize and control like half the continent but russia hasn’t even taken alaska.

What kind of head leaves you thinking afterwards, “i would pay for that to have not happened. But i’d only pay $4”?