My first real laugh today 😂. At least a vampire biting me would be super chill for the next 24 hours. 🤣🤣🤣

I’m ok with this. We need more mountain lions. Hopefully she’s feeding cubs.

Run away from home, go to a large coastal city. Fake up a head injury, play the amnesia card. Bide my time. Finish school with stellar grades, get a scholarship. Take my same degree, network better. Graduate, get the dream job I wanted originally. Invest, retire early. Disappear.

:-= says it all really.

As much as I spend on meds to stop my brain from spinning up to 1000 ALL THE TIME, fuck this. Just fuck right the fuck off. I’ve come to enjoy sleep. I intend to keep enjoying it.

IDK, searched pill bug Halloween. It was very entertaining. Thx for the post, I needed this lol.

Pair of male tits…manboobs? Sorry, I’ll leave now.

Must not have cats/dogs/small people to dodge. I’m not laughing at you, I’m crying with you! Medications are so expensive nowadays.

Meh. Leaving out the rest of the date. August 29, 1997. Why does everyone worry about the clankers(sarcasm, just in case you’re sensitive) and not about the rich fuckers already controlling everything including those death panels they went on about. I wonder if the clankers would actually be more compassionate than what we have now. I’ll be dead within the decade, doubt I’ll find out.