And for some reason they thought you came from your in laws?

I thought he made his name by basically being a consultant and helping others plant their trees. The law at the time was you had to grow X number of apple trees and the land was yours. That was because apple trees take multiple years to grow so it proved you were taking care of the land for multiple years.

And a .308 would smoke them all. It was specifying if you see smaller caliber, assume rifle.