My girlfriend often yells: hey, HEY…

and i always answer: shin-chan

She doesn’t get it and i won’t stop

Xavier renegade angel. Obviously

Is the 5 the picture or the real life representation?

Ich trinke seit etwa 10 jahren nicht mehr und trinke ab und zu mal ein alkoholfreies bier. Ich mochte bier vorher nicht einmal besonders, aber es gibt viele bier marken die ein sehr gutes oder bessere alternative zu dem normalen bier haben.

I mean you just know he smells terrible. The mix of old fat guy paired with whatever his orange taint, and hairspray and perfume would smell like. All that mixed with a loaded diaper

When i sell a car i’m still no billionaire. It’s cool to call out the stupidity of A.I, but calling him a bad businessman is just false.

Or whatever. It does something

That’s what fucks me up. Imagine what could’ve been. Same with that stupid line they build in the sand that’s gonna be a data center now apparently.

A windows compute in the background that is on fire

In a way you have to appreciate the craftsmanship and ingenuity that goes into a project like that. But the result and the consequences are really a weird thing to be proud off

Ich kenne leute die sagen ecklig, und ich frage mich immer ob die das auch so schreiben.

Also, weird, the annual price is going up by 2000 dollars

Here is a neat little trick if the gestapo tries to raid your phone:

Americans: wow, how neat and normal

He truly is the smartest American

The thing that i don’t get is that they always seem to hate the games the most, but are always excited to get the new one.

People are kinda weird when it comes to habits. A lot of people have seen my kodi setup that i have been using and tailoring for a decade. They like it, and when i ask them if i should show them, they are like naaaah, i wouldn’t know what to watch, and i just record and skip commercials. It’s not THAT expensive, and football and whatnot.

For me it’s just a bit slow and stuttering. With debrid you have more links that are super fast and usually in better resolution. I use premiumize.me and i like it. It’s on the more expensive side, but i did a 2 year deal on valentine’s day or something when it was heavily discounted

A girl once did that, and when i drove home, i was awfully proud of whatever i did to deserve that.

That’s literally my barber. Every time i sit there he asks: you play video games, right. And i’m like :yeah. Then he asks what i’m playing, and i just name the games i play right now. Just four or five games. Over the span of almost 10 years now, he hasn’t heard of any game I’ve played. When i ask him back, the answer is always either fifa or cod or both.

I can not comprehend how someone buys a pizza or something for a dollar and goes: yeah, that’s human food for consumption.