• Pure alcohol has 7 calories per gram
• Sugar has 3 calories per gram
• Carbs has 3 calories per gram
• Fat has 9 calories per gram

I forget where I read it but it was something like the scouts asked a local farmer about the terrain and the farmer just “forgot” about a big drop at the foot of the hill that Napoleon’s army was planning to muster at which could not be seen from the top.

Maybe I’m misremembering though.

Cyan and magenta

My favorite part is at 00:40 when you see rfk jr do a big inhale and frown and maybe even think to that he shouldn’t have sat behind him.

This is why it is called !funhole

Jellyfin actually works for ebooks too. It does all the things you specified and more.