

Ah, that’s your problem, you’re buying Dell and HP laptops, which start off as e-waste. Their batteries have thermal issues while they’re still on the factory line and their laptop power supplies are engineered to die no more than 3 minutes after the warranty expires.
We’re probably talking past each other. I recommend switching to ASUS.

Ah yes, the stable and sane business environment of the 20th century, which brought us totally sane and obviously correct investments like Xerox.