Mucker. Bai (as in boy). Sometimes just “dickhead”.

Lol now that is specific!

Mr. Mann is my favourite Little Britain sketch!

“I’m looking for a painting of a disappointed horse”

“How about this one?”

“That horse looks more perturbed than disappointed”

Tyres?

Social media is so bad for your self-esteem. I hate Instagram for many reasons but one of them is that it used to make me feel really awful about myself because it’s packed to the brim with beautiful people appearing to be very confident and successful.

When you see a million posts of dudes with supermodel girlfriends standing on balconies overlooking stunning beaches on the coasts of Italy or France it starts to give you a real sense of inadequacy. But it’s not always the full story.

I have a BMW. I feel like “BMW driver” is often more of a state of mind than the car you actually drive. I’m more of a Toyota driver who happens to own a BMW lol