That rice could probably have been cooked for another hour or two. I mean, I’m sure that you can still see the individual grains.

Wait, weren’t hipsters hip? I thought that was the whole concept.

You don’t have to eat it, just like you didn’t have to exchange your money for gold.

I think the shoe shop guy was the one most at risk here, unless that woman bought shoes daily. He got exposed to leaked radiation with every customer.

You’ll have to speak French or German though.

Otoh, they mostly make it up as they go while ignoring everything around them, so your mileage may vary.

You can tell by the shooting stars behind the big “N”.