I mean, I love lemon, but I wouldn’t rub one on my armpits…
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Yes this year is going to be really good and productiveEnglish
39·4 days agoI was sent to another country overseas for (initially) one month (they made it two in the end, deciding for it a day before I was coming back). They noticed me about it one week before the depart.
While I was abroad, working my ass 14 hours a day, 6-7 days a week, I was contacted by a headhunter. I explained them the situation and they understood it. They planned an interview for the first day after my (supposed) return.
When my employer decided to keep me there for another month, I had to contact the headhunter, explain it and they rescheduled without issues.
I came back and, as pissed as I was, went to the interview and nailed it. Few days (and interviews later), I had a new job. By then, my current job knew nothing (yet), I was about to give my notice when something happened:
Right before lunch, my then manager, calls everyone and starts a speech saying there’s “some people” who are lately lacking will and enthusiasm because, and I quote, “they clock in at exactly 8 am and clock out at 5pm without caring if there’s other people still working”. That was directed at me because I was pissed and started to simply follow my shift to the second. He continued rambling about how there’s people who don’t deserve to work there and other indirect attacks that clearly had my name on them.
I was going to give my two weeks notice that day, personally, to my boss, but the “meeting” got me so pissed that I decided to be pety about it:
Here, you can, instead, notify the ministry of employment online about your two weeks notice and they send an official notice to the employer in your place.
The boss found about it the same day he called me to offer me a raise. It goes without saying but he wasn’t happy about the notice. He sent me home and told me to never come back. I took my stuff, went home and enjoyed my free days until I started on my current job.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•What's yours?English
18·5 days agoSo… I got summoned to another world with a single power: access to an online grocery store with instant delivery. I’m good at cooking but since my ability doesn’t involve fighting, I got expelled from the “hero party”. Now a mythical fenrir has made a familiar contract with me and protects me as long as I cook him delicious meals.
It’s not a bad way of life I must say.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•But the Canadien stock market is over 33,000!English
16·6 days agoThe issue are not refs, the issue is the lack of video recordings. They couldn’t prove it because there was no official video evidence.
However, the federation announced that starting the next day, two officers would be watching each shoot (toss? Whatever is called each launch) to see that this doesn’t happen again.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
History Memes@piefed.social•Saracens and Franks!English
5·6 days agoFeudalesimo e libertà on the fediverse! This is a nice unexpected surprise!
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Ruining my lifeEnglish
65·8 days agoFake and gay.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They should go back to FranceEnglish
3·10 days agoEntitled tourists are like that. Not all are like that, but British in Spain are the worst offenders because they tend to act like this. They think Spain is their personal beach so locals are just a bother for them because they… you know… live there.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They should go back to FranceEnglish
7·10 days agoNot critizicing you or anything, just pointing out that this is a common sight from entitled tourists, especially British, because the ones behaving like that think of Spain as their personal beach.
We hate them for a reason; going to another country thinking the people there should live to serve you as if you were at home and not them is a powerful driver to make people hate you.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They should go back to FranceEnglish
151·10 days agoUsual shit “news” from a tabloid. Not new, not even enraging anymore. This is just low quality ragebait.
You have to understand. Counting numbers up to 1 digit can be hard! There might be margin for error! Were they 4? 6? maybe even 7 in total!
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Gimme an appleEnglish
13·13 days agowhen I was a akid, my uncle had an apple tree that gave small apples. They were edible and the size of maybe a big cherry. I ate tons of those whole. It was a fun treat.
Are you growing those olives and producing the olive oil or…