Or a therapist

Does anyone have a spare herd of goats (asking for a friend)

Im gonna be real i thought this was a saggy old butt in very bad shape at first glance

I want to believe :(

You dont shit in your hand and fling it around? Aw man ive been doing it wrong this whole time

Pay minimum wage, get minimum effort ¯\(ツ)/¯

It’s just kinda funny we make men piss in troughs cock out side by side while women have always been given the dignity of a door. We really did just go “idk you guys are animals figure it out piss in this hole next to that other pissing guy”

Which is why I always stan a properly built gender neutral bathroom with floor to ceiling doors for everyone. Bliss. Pee in privacy, my toilet is my kingdom.