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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    3 is probably the worst seat. Sitting in front of muscleman would be THE WORST

    • horse@feddit.org
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      You’d think so, but all you’d have to do is tell them where Ozzy is sitting and they’d go pester him instead.

  • thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world
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    I’m sitting next to house because if I don’t bother him he’ll probably pop a couple vicoden and take a shot and sleep

  • luciferofastora@feddit.org
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    I’ll stand, thank you.

    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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      9 hours ago

  • shneancy@lemmy.world
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    fuck it, 7, at least by the end i’ll know i have no illness mysterious enough to warrant his attention

  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    7, but only so I can regale House with the saga that was my lupus diagnosis.

    • somtwo@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      This is the one true answer

  • rumba@lemmy.zip
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    1 if ozzy is alive.

    2 is ok, brewstew might have some stories worth hearing.

    3 might go well, would probably go very wrong.

    1. I don’t know what Ferris did to have to sit next to durst.

    2. Hell yes, just to talk shop with Smith and Mewes.

    3. Haven’t watched Pretty Derby, prob not for me

    4. House and GTA, hell yes

    5. Don’t watch Cr1tiKal, and I think ash would be annoying, but petting his pokemon might be fun

    6. If lemmy was alive, maybe, don’t know anything about bbno$

    7. Don’t watch konosuba

  • ijustliketrains@lemmy.world
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    6 so I can kick House’s chair.

    • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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      6 would be him kicking yours?

      • rumba@lemmy.zip
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        Oh fucking hell, could you imagine house on this plane? Esp with ASH behind him?

  • oppy1984@lemdro.id
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    24 hours ago

    9 Easy, you get to sit next to Lemmy.

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      22 hours ago

      Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

      • oppy1984@lemdro.id
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        9 hours ago

        Trick question, Lemmy is God!

        Love Airheads.

    • jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev
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      I’m not gonna lie, i have no idea who that is but i also chose 9 for bbno$ 💀

      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy_(social_network)

        Lemmy is free and open-source, social news aggregation software for running self-hosted discussion forums.[3][4][5] These hosts, known as “instances”, communicate with each other using the ActivityPub protocol.

        No need to thank me

      • oppy1984@lemdro.id
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        Lemmy was the founder and only constant member of the band Motorhead. He was Motorhead, he played rock and roll.

        Also seems we’re in the same boat, I have no idea who bbno$ is.

      • moonshadow@slrpnk.net
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        This is like when I hang out with older friends and their kids, I know both and they’re great in very different ways lol

  • Techno-rat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 or 5, others look exhausting tbh

  • Routhinator@startrek.website
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    Ill take the train.

  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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    Jay would be turned around in his seat macking on the waifus.

    ‘So, are you, like, 18 in horse years, or what?’

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    There are at least 2 dead people on the plane. I think I’d wait for another flight…

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    4 :3

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    I’d probably try because I’m strong-headed like that but halfway through I’d just walk out.

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    5 if you want interesting.

    7 if you want an angry doctor to insult you and ignore you for the remainder of the flight while he sleeps after a couple vicodin. No idea who the other guy is, but it could get interesting if he has to take a piss.

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      Pretty sure the other one is CJ (main character) from GTA San Andreas.

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