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fake: no it isn’t, i’m the evil wizard and this has definitely happened, i’m just not sure which one of the 17 guys that regularly show up this is
gay: I’m quite certain they all have feelings for me
Why do you call yourself evil?
Aren’t you just misunderstood?
Kids these days don’t understand the joy of being the evil wizard and knowing it.
what did this guy do to get banished to the desert the first time?
He impersonated me on the internet
*grabs a pair of basketballs and holds them over crotch*
“Ooh looketmeee I’m haalvaaar…!”off to the desert you go
