Can’t believe a bunch of college freshmen would be into porn and masturbating. When I went to college it was totally different. We were all chaste as nuns and modest and church mice.
Oh whoa is society! The Youngs are ruining everything! Would that they behaved in the way I remember my generation doing it - diligent, virtuous, humble, and perfectly in every way.
Woe to your use of whoa
Gooning:
masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure
Help out an old piece of shit: what’s the dying rose emoji about these days?
What I’ve figured so far is that it’s half-sarcastic, mock sadness. Some kid will say you’re old and then add a bunch of those after, well more accurately they say “Unc 🥀🥀” and dumb shit like that
Unc is AAVE for a beloved elder role model. Making fun of people for being old is for white kids
The 67 Skibidi Toilet generation. They think they invented “random” humor, but they just renamed it brain rot. Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m would like a word.
They don’t think that. The seemingly adults think that. So often I see people complaining about kids and their brainrot, and it’s not from the kids themselves
They think they invented “random” humor
Do they? Most seem to know damned well that they got it from their parents / older siblings.
I’m glad I graduated in 2019. The bridge collapsed behind me lol
No, it did it back in 2010, sorry. You were left behind too.
I graduated in 2006 and it felt like the bridge had burned long ago.
This is it: low income folks that graduated in '94 were the last to get full student grants and no fees to pay + renting was relatively way cheaper too.



