• becausechemistry@piefed.social
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    Dumpy late-middle aged CEO of Nvidia thought his leather jacket was cool enough to land a 10/10 in her twenties. Turns out, Chinese spy.

    I assume his (soon to be ex-) wife will own a pretty big chunk of the “AI” economy.

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      Funniest summery of any scandal I gave ever read. Have a gold star.⭐️ Have a couple:

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      I will never understand the hubris and stupidity of middle aged men.

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      1. She isn’t a confirmed Chinese State Actor Spy. For example with the money involved she could be an industrial honey pot spy, or a financial scammer that is going after a big whale with money backing her.
      2. He is worth over 220 Billion US. He could afford to make you or I his sexual plaything if he really wanted to. After a certain price they don’t see age or funny, its just success and money.
      3. When Jeff Bezos cheated on his wife and separated, she got the financial equivalent of 1/2 of everything. He made that back in a matter of months… like single digit months. However, unlike Jeff Bezos who built Amazon from the ground up and owns most of the company, Jensen Huang was hired on as NVidia’s CEO, so it is very unlikely that she will end up owning a big chunk of the “AI Economy”
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        He could afford to make you or I his sexual plaything if he really wanted to.

        That’s weirdly specific thing to cross your mind. But you do you.

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          If suggesting a hetero man could be offered enough money to go against his sexuality is a thing then yes If you are suggesting that me being inclusive in my example is “Being Gay” and therefore bad, then you be sexist you.

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          Yeah I short shrifted him without mentioning that Bezos owns a majority of Amazon, Jensen doesn’t because of the money it required for him to co-found the company. He owns a chunk, but not a controlling chunk, which is why he resigned today.

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        1. Oh geez sorry, let’s ask the Chinese spy agency to see if they’ll confirm she was a spy for them
        2. It’s obvious that she went after him, not the other way around, and the way you see the world is honestly one of the saddest things I’ve read in a reply on this platform
        3. The concentration of false and misleading statements in what you said here is astronomical
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          Bezos could afford to build early Amazon. Jensen had to get an enormous amount of funding and even then if it weren’t for Sega coming in and saving his bacon with a contract, all those early investors were selling or loose their entire investment. Amazon was mostly Bezos, some venture capital investments to keep his doors open and people employed, but the business was always his, Jensen was A co-founder who needed HUGE investments and if it weren’t for Sega he didn’t have enough. Bezos has controlling interest in Amazon, Jensen doesn’t.

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          Apparently you have to have millions, be in that field for long time, have a networking that allows you to make a contract with sega for your first chip.