They had to have realized when they posted that image of the ad how sexually suggestive it is right? it literally took my brain a millisecond to think a million different sex thoughts about this image
She’s literally pointing two fingers at her own vagina! This ad is sexual and misleading
“She” could be a generic model AI’d or Photoshopped into a church she has never seen or even been near to. That’s how advertizing works.
We had a woman raising a stink because her pictures were used in a large national campaign about incontinence.
Oh pretty ladies on screen. They must secretly want the D.
Jesus Christ, rub one out and move on.
Tbf, there’s also the word “missionary”
Instructions unclear, OP just got this tattoo:
Its a Holy Handjob
Apart from that hand placement which could be nothing, these types of ads use too many pretty young ladies for it not to be a choice. Plus “Missionaries in your area”? Come on, there’s no way a whole PR team could miss that!
Try copying her hand position. It is not very comfortable so I suspect not an accident.
They’re Mormons.
That, and they use “area” as a term internally to refer to how they organize ecclesiastical settlement hierarchy. The “Area 70” is basically the same as the local presiding archbishop of an archdiocese. (Not to be confused with the bishop of a Mormon ward, who’s about the same on the hierarchy as the priest of a local parish).
You shouldn’t call people morons that’s rude
Oh wait you said mormons, that’s even worse of an insult!
No I honestly can’t see a single reason why it would be sexually suggestive. The clothing is modest by modern standards, you can’t see any real definition of the shape of her body under her shirt and nothing about the face, the pose or the background says anything sexual to me at all. Honestly if you see this image as sexual I’m afraid that you think every picture of a young attractive woman is sexual.
I thought this post was going to be about the “missionaries in your area”, as a reference to the “hot singles in your area” ads
How can you not see that it looks like she is fingering herself?
That did not even occur to me. Probably because you can’t even tell where her raspberry dungeon is supposed to be located. I see a torso on top of a brown load bearing column.
Do you think the raspberry dungeon could be around her neck or something? Pretty sure its not difficult to approximate for most people unless this is somehow another black and blue dress versus white and gold dress situation
I don’t blame you, I had the exact same thought. They look so dam soft and squishy, and that green colour is such a good pairing with the polished wood. I’d sit on those pews all day, goddamn.
imagine the decades of Christian farts entombed in those cushions
Turquoise, you uncultured brute!
that’s clearly teal
Teal?
Gross, thanks for being such a turn-off!
It’s dark aquamarine you absolute philistines.
Stop! Stop! I can only get so Ecclesiastes!
Say, chaps, would any of you be interested in setting up the Furnitureporn community? I think it will be a smashing success!
JD Vance has entered the chat.
Unlike the hostile architecture outside, those look made to lie full length along! With the hot missionaries in your area…
As we all know, sexual thoughts are UNNATURAL and IMMORAL and YOU are the ONLY one having this PROBLEM. PENISES and BOOBLES and VAGINAS exist only to be CUT OFF so you can be CLOSER WITH CHRIST
WHY IS NOBODY LISTENING I USED CAPS /s
Yeah that’s an attractive model used for an ad. If you don’t fantasize about them then the marketing department is monetarily
screwedfucked. Product is irrelevant. Funny post tho“Hot Christians in your area”
Would you like me to come talk with you about “Jesus Christ”
“OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD”
“Hot missionary in your area. Are you ready for a second coming?”
finding someone sexy is not what makes one a bad person, acting inappropriately is
Same thoughts I had.
