Hitler pete sounds way worse than Pete Hitler. You could probably convince most people Pete Hitler was the name of the Hitler relative that faught for America in WW2.
and also: the reptile
also lithpetree
And just like Hitler, he’s also constantly strung out.
(or so it seems)He’s one of those guys who does meth, and thinks it helps him focus and does no harm but it’s for sure doing harm.
A lot of nazis fled to Argentina, where “pete” is slang for blowjob.
I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere, but too tired rn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Petition for someone to write a song called “Hitler Pete” and set it to the tune of “Cuban Pete” from The Mask.
Ahh they call me Hitler Pete!
That’s the sound of an SS Beat!
When my guns go click-clicky-boom click-clicky-boom click-clicky-boom!
My hero
From The Mask? Not I Love Lucy?
Before my time, sorry.
