Flashback:

Anon’s Dad sits in the living room playing Chrono Trigger
His girlfriend enters the room, wearing nothing but a smile and a pair of childbearing hips
“Why don’t you stop playing that stupid game and come to the bedroom, Anon’s Dad?”
“What did you just call m…”
“Oh shush!”
Reluctantly he gets up and follows her

Flash forward to today, seeing Anon’s cluttered room:

“Shoulda kept playing Chrono Trigger.”