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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

straight down to business pls

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straight down to business pls

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Angry engagement bait! Who actually talks like that? I need to meet these women. For behavior science.

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      Who actually talks like that?

      Someone you definitely don’t want to stick your dick in.

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      I know a few, but usually they’re heavy alcoholics

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    Reverse the genders, change the photo to an unappealing man, grab some popcorn and enjoy the comments.

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      no no, the man has to be equally attractive

      Don’t change several variables at once if you run olny one test

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        Tests usually have more than one variable. Attractiveness is a key variable in sexism.

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          Tests often have more than one variable, but if you change more than one between tests, you don’t know which variable is responsible for the change.

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          Insert “Hello, HR?” meme

        • FishFace@piefed.social
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          I thought attractiveness was more important in sexyism?

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      Silly, everybody knows sexism only goes one way.

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      Reverse the genders, keep the photo, grab popcorn and watch the anti trans comments. Probably wouldn’t happen on Lemmy, but who knows.

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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    On “X”? Let that cunt go dry.

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    Imagine going to bed every night at 9pm LOL

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      Too busy imagining getting pussy every night

    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      Sounds lovely.

    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      No one said you can’t get up after if you still can

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        Generally I get up before or during the pussy snacking

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      :(

    • nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      make it 7 if you have work at 6am :')

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        I just want it to be light out when I wake up. But unfortunately it’s more likely to be light out when I go to bed.

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          I’m personally offended if I have to experience two 7 o’clocks in one day.

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      I can’t imagine regularly going to bed before 1, though I have familiar natural short sleep so I don’t need more than 4 or so hours.

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    Practice mindfulness. Save your man’s neck. Kitchen counters exist.

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      You just gotta both lay on your side.

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        Just put a pillow under her. They make hard foam cushions for yoga that are perfect (like a longer, slightly softer yoga block).

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    Lfg

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    Suck your pussy?

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