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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go

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When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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    Now put it in a bad dragon product!

    • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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      I’m not sure I want mash in my ass…

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        Are you afraid your ass can’t handle the hot, creamy stuff?

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          fuuuuuuk, when you put it like that

          • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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            fuckit, why not. I tried the dragon cum drink and that was awesome

            • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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              Changed my mind again after actually thinking about it. I do not want to clean starch out of my toy.

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                If there’s any still in there, you’re doing it wrong

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                  9 days ago

                  Also, if you run out, you’re doing it wrong.

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                    I want to I just know that I’m lazy and wont 8immediately clean up like I’d need to

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      You’re supposed to start with a whole potato and mash it inside yourself with the bad dragon.

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