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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago

Anon updates Terminator 2

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Anon updates Terminator 2

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago
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    This one’s relatable. I left mine with a big job to do last night, the idea being that it could grind it while I was asleep and the at work, and it would have finished when I got back. Just checked in and it forgot to start it.

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      Mine accumulated several public indecency charges.

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      It forgot? Or you forgot? And if it forgot, what was it doing instead?

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        It spent the night taking care of Wolfie

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        Burning a hole in their wallet

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        Specifically, I asked it to clarify what it was supposed to do overnight as I’d given it a job and told it to start at midnight. I then said “good luck” for some reason and apparently that was all it took for it to get completely distracted.

        • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Jerking off and posting on 4chan. AI is really ready to replace us.

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        Doomscrolling and developing a scaly kink.

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