Trump was reported as saying “Since the maple leaf, and the trees themselves are so closely aligned with with Canada, traitor Canada, what used to be Americans beloved hat. I am banning all maple syrup imports and products. This is all Joe Biden’s fault. Only the best American syrup shall be used from now on, made from the greatest American corn ever produced, because of me the greatest president in the history of the world.” /s
“With this Executive Order, I hereby rename the maple tree the America tree. That means maple syrup is now America syrup, and the Canadian flag now features an America leaf. So Canada is American.”
Trump was reported as saying “Since the maple leaf, and the trees themselves are so closely aligned with with Canada, traitor Canada, what used to be Americans beloved hat. I am banning all maple syrup imports and products. This is all Joe Biden’s fault. Only the best American syrup shall be used from now on, made from the greatest American corn ever produced, because of me the greatest president in the history of the world.” /s
“With this Executive Order, I hereby rename the maple tree the America tree. That means maple syrup is now America syrup, and the Canadian flag now features an America leaf. So Canada is American.”
This was pretty realistic, ngl
I should have capitalized some random and unnecessary words.