I have an idea for a post, some may have seen a comment of mine earlier. I’m looking for the most offensive-to-coffee-snobs approach to making coffee possible. I’m assuming something to do with instant, but from there, I don’t have many ideas.
Someone suggested reconstituting it in milk, that seems fun, any other ideas? I’m fully expecting the end result to be absolutely disgusting, for what it’s worth. I’m looking for the worst abomination possible, but it still needs to technically be coffee. Get creative, have fun with this. Whichever technique gets chosen (or multiple get combined), I’ll credit in the post I make.
At least half these commenters apparently didn’t read my post right. I’m glad you did, that’s the type of thing I’m looking for. Thank you.
Include a microwave somewhere in the list of steps and reference it by saying, “nuke it”.
Yeah, I completely blitzed right past the lazy part and homed in on the offensive to coffee snobs part. Sorry.
Use whatever container is in close proximity, could be a water glass.
A mason jar might be funnier. Or maybe a Tupperware container.
Mason jars are almost fancy. What about a Folgers tub?
Perfect.