I have an idea for a post, some may have seen a comment of mine earlier. I’m looking for the most offensive-to-coffee-snobs approach to making coffee possible. I’m assuming something to do with instant, but from there, I don’t have many ideas.
Someone suggested reconstituting it in milk, that seems fun, any other ideas? I’m fully expecting the end result to be absolutely disgusting, for what it’s worth. I’m looking for the worst abomination possible, but it still needs to technically be coffee. Get creative, have fun with this. Whichever technique gets chosen (or multiple get combined), I’ll credit in the post I make.
Instant coffee, the cappuccino kind with disgusting powdered milk and caramel flavored.
… You just reminded me, I grew up drinking that stuff. I kinda wanna find some now.
Use warm water from the sink without letting it run first
Hose water
Decaf, preferably.
I like this one.
I drank that for a week once. All it took was being stuck in a village just on the Myanmar side of the Naga border with the road out washed away by early monsoon. And a healthy pour of brandy.
Another few weeks (and a colonial empire backing you) and you’d have perfected the new gin & tonic!
Caramel flavoured? Nah, use an actual caramel.