So… he thinks the laser “infects” his chicken, indirectly giving him “laser poisoning”… So his solution is to have them laser him directly, through the impenetrable barrier of a cotton t-shirt?
Are… are lasers only harmful if digested? Is the brief swipe of a laser some sort of catalyst for a chemical change in the chicken meat?
So… he thinks the laser “infects” his chicken, indirectly giving him “laser poisoning”… So his solution is to have them laser him directly, through the impenetrable barrier of a cotton t-shirt?
Are… are lasers only harmful if digested? Is the brief swipe of a laser some sort of catalyst for a chemical change in the chicken meat?