WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago🚨 who's gunning for the number 1 spot?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1137arrow-down123
arrow-up1114arrow-down1image🚨 who's gunning for the number 1 spot?lemmy.worldWanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
minus-squaregon [he]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·9 days agoSitting comfortably at the bottom of the rankings
minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 days agoRelax, there’s thousands of Lemmy users. We can’t all be last. Which makes me wonder, what’s the tiebreaker?
minus-squaregon [he]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoDoes frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.
minus-squarefrog@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 days agoRaises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.
minus-squareOozingPositron@feddit.cllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 days agoBe right back, I’m about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.
Sitting comfortably at the bottom of the rankings
Relax, there’s thousands of Lemmy users. We can’t all be last. Which makes me wonder, what’s the tiebreaker?
Masturbation
Does frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.
Raises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.
Be right back, I’m about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.
Think I got you beat bud