Wow, he must really be as unpopular as he seems if all the other billionaires aren’t letting him in on their third world country “orphanages” and cloning labs. They have to be laughing about him doing that behind his back when there are billions of people all over the world and billions of them are real children.

Buying a white middle school girl from a trailer park would have to be a level of expense he’d feel about like the rest of us feel about picking up a streaming service for a week.