That HD employee has definitely used that line about 80 times already.
As they should, if it’s not to the same person
You never know, it might work the 81st time.
Just a bunch of guys hanging around the plywood. One of the guys drops a pencil from his ear, mumbles “whoopsiedaisy” and catches it on the first bounce.
“That one” she points.
Husbands are fish in tanks at the Asian grocery store.
Wait… I thought Home Depot was out of husbands due to high tariffs.
mail in husband
ICE took those. 😬
Male in husband 👉👈?
Many such cases.
Aisle 6, next to the drywall hammers.
Why would drywall hammers even be a thing, isn’t drywall this super weak material even literal babies can punch through? Lol
You need a special hammer to avoid shattering it.
Because it is hung with nails or drywall screws.
Hey, shooters gonna shoot their shots
