I’ve always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I’m afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I’m doing it and ask what I’m up to, and I won’t be able to think of a lie.
Missing the only thing that’s stopping you is you not being able to think of a lie? Not the possible health concerns? Or Possible Pain can you even imagine pissing continuously for like 3 minutes straight and it’s just a burning sensation in your tip? Or if it eroded away at the inner walls of ur wee wee?
I, too, try to avoid the water fountains on the common wetwall where the water in the pipes is cycled all the time thanks to the constant use of the bathrooms. I usually shoot for the fountain next to the old eyewash station they were forced to put in when the electronics lab used to be the chemical lab–there’s never anyone using that one.
Relevant xkcd:
I’ve always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I’m afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I’m doing it and ask what I’m up to, and I won’t be able to think of a lie.
Missing the only thing that’s stopping you is you not being able to think of a lie? Not the possible health concerns? Or Possible Pain can you even imagine pissing continuously for like 3 minutes straight and it’s just a burning sensation in your tip? Or if it eroded away at the inner walls of ur wee wee?
I, too, try to avoid the water fountains on the common wetwall where the water in the pipes is cycled all the time thanks to the constant use of the bathrooms. I usually shoot for the fountain next to the old eyewash station they were forced to put in when the electronics lab used to be the chemical lab–there’s never anyone using that one.
“it’s like watersports, but with myself. hello?”
Relevant
Just be careful not to over-hydrate!